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every man should be allowed to love two cities, his own and san francisco. -gene fowler

Dating someone from the East Coast means always having to explain “where the city is” when you visit LA.

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There are ads for this site all over work and every day I thank God that none of the kids ask me about them. San Francisco problems.

clarabeau:

I keep thinking about how I called Germany to win it all before the tournament even started but I made the key blunder of not announcing it publicly and now there are all these soccer equivalents of poinsettia and lily Catholics slapping their face meat flaps together on Facebook about Germany’s Obvious Superiority and I’m trying not to be that guy but der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her.