golden gate glory

every man should be allowed to love two cities, his own and san francisco. -gene fowler

clarabeau:

Like a black storm rushes up from the sea, like the wind flattens the wheat, like ravenous wolves swooping down on a flock, like wolves who rip and rend flesh, like wolves who slake their thirst with blood, so the cast and crew of Breaking Bad took the Emmys in 2014.

And Mad Men wailed, and darkness covered True Detective’s eyes, and Benioff and Weiss held naught but “Outstanding Art Direction for a Single-Camera Fantasy Series” in their hands, as is appropriate and just. And thundering Zeus nodded his brow, and the will of gods was fulfilled.

baseln:

huntingtonlibrary:

And now, The Huntington’s tumblr is proud to present…

TIMELAPSE GIFS OF THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Photos every 20 min.
Left: Yesterday (8/23), 9:10 a.m. through 4:50 p.m.
Center: Yesterday, 5:10 p.m. through 12:50 a.m. today (8/24).
Right: Today, 1:10 a.m. through 8:50 a.m.

The Corpse Flower, though in the process of closing, is still GORGEOUS and people are flocking in to see it. SO COOL.

The best part is that its official name is Amorphophallus titanum, which is Greek for “giant misshapen penis.” David Attenborough started using the name “titan arum” on his show because he felt constantly referring to the flower as Amorphophallus may be…inappropriate.

Every time a white person in LA says “I’m spiritual, not religious,” God kills a kitten.

Also: whenever anyone wants to talk about their veganism with you.

jinisaisquoi:

Loving pop music, like having armpit hair, is not necessarily an important political statement in itself, but it IS a great way to divest yourself of shitty people. If someone side-eyes you for knowing all the lyrics to I Knew You Were Trouble, consider yourself lucky for having missed out on that inevitable conversation about Jonathan Franzen, or Radiohead’s deep cuts. Behold, you are free.